I picked up Animal Crossing: City Folk for the Wii a couple of days ago, and then I heard the news that if you’re an adult and you’re playing animal crossing, than you’re a pedophile, according to the Missouri Police.
If this is true, well, I figured that Animal Crossing needed a hero who would be tough on criminals, someone who knows that there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished.
But who watches Tom Nook?


