Adam Dorsey.com: Archive

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Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 17th

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The Problem with Women

The problem with women is that they’re all so fucking different. You can keep trying to fit them into boxes, and cram them into stereotypes, but in the end it’s fucking hopeless—They’re always going to surprise you. You can take what you learn from one woman and try to apply it to the next, but it rarely works out that way. Instead of finding yourself with just another...

Jan 17th

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Jan 11th

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LG Blast Chiller →

You guys! This fridge has a special compartment that chills drinks in 4 minutes! My reverse microwave is finally a reality! Now does anyone have the $2000+ for this super-fridge? And maybe a house to keep it in?

Jan 10th

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Corrections: January 9th

Editor’s Note: In a chat on Monday, January 9th at 1:35pm, we posted an emoticon that was a happy face. That emoticon was an error. It should have been a sad face. We apologize for any confusion this may have caused.

Jan 10th

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Leaving a 7-11 at 2am last night

Some dude: Is that a Slim Jim you've got there?
Me: Yeah, I'm about to snap into it.
 Obviously, I felt pretty proud of myself. Then I went to a house party, got drunk, and ate a Slim Jim.

Jan 9th

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An Open Letter to Jim Halpert

Hi, Jim. I don’t know if you know me, but I’ve been watching you for a while now. You seem like an okay dude, but you also seem like you could use a wake-up call. Consider this to be that. I’ve been waiting. I’ve been waiting for you to realize that pulling pranks on Dwight and your other co-workers was fun and cute six years ago, but now you’re a fucking adult with...

Jan 8th

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Seattle is objectively superior to the place you... →

I miss Seattle, you guys. Everything on this list is true.

Jan 7th

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Working From Home Observation #142

Because I work from home, I usually don’t shower until I’m going out in the evening, after work. This means I often wear the same clothes on daytime errands as I did the night before. So yes, I spend most of my life in a never-ending walk of shame. But I mean, these clothes are still clean, you guys, and I’m still clean, and it seems silly to shower again and change clothes...

Jan 5th

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Jan 4th

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Movies I saw in 2011

I keep track of the movies I watch with a Google Calendar. I mark down when I saw the movie, where I saw it, who I saw it with, and whether I’d seen it before. Here are some facts about my movie viewing habits in 2011: I saw 122 movies in 2011. I saw 7 of those movies twice in 2011 - Scott Pilgrim vs the World, The Brothers Bloom, Midnight in Paris, Attack the Block, Halloween III, The...

Jan 3rd

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Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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I just wrote this ten second song about Game of...

Dec 17th

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Record Setter Live at Meltdown Comics →

I filmed and edited an interesting event at Meltdown Comics last month called Record Setter. It’s a cool website/book/liveshow where people set neat records for fun stuff. Click on the link to see the 13 events that I filmed and edited, especially the one where 27 people hug a beagle in 1 minute.

Dec 9th

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Dec 9th

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“Closing Time” runs exactly four minutes and 34 seconds, but it encapsulates an...”

– We Are All ‘Closing Time’: Why Semisonic’s 1998 Hit Still Resonates - Hollywood Prospectus Blog

Nov 30th

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Man on Man (stop snickering)

So I think I’m a man? Like a grown up man? Like I’m confident, and I’m unafraid, and I’m able to solve any problem that is thrown at me, you know, eventually. I’m continually striving to be a better person through experience and learning. I’m trying to share the world with other wonderful people, helping them and allowing them to help me. I’m not letting...

Nov 30th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 26th

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 20th

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Nov 17th

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Save it for Air Podcast - Embarrassing Stories... →

This weekend I was a guest on the Save it for Air podcast. We talk about embarrassing stories that happened to us. You should click on that link and give it a listen in your preferred podcast delivery device. Hopefully I don’t get in any trouble. It was super fun to do, and I gotta give a big shout out to Katie and Logan for having me on.

Nov 15th

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Nov 15th

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Nov 13th

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Nov 11th

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“Sometimes people ask my advice about comedy. I don’t have much to give. You just...”

– Kyle Kinane on standup I don’t do standup, although I sure do go to a lot of it. But I think this pretty much applies to all comedy, and really most creative acts. Often I wish that I could be satisfied with a “normal” life and a “normal” career, but instead I have...

Nov 2nd

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Oct 29th

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An Open Letter to LinkedIn

Dear LinkedIn, Today you sent me an e-mail, the intent of which I believe was to urge me to go to your website and do whatever it is a person does on your website. I have a day job already, and the sort of career that I’m working towards isn’t the sort of career that is helped by LinkedIn, so I understand your concern. You were probably thinking, “Hey, let’s e-mail this guy...

Oct 28th

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Oct 27th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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“What people really jumped at was Indy climbing into a refrigerator and getting...”

– Spielberg: More Indy & Jurassic Park? | Movie News | Empire - Spielberg doesn’t give a fuck about what you think, which is probably the healthiest way to live.

Oct 26th

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