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Hipster Racism is still Racism

“And that’s where this vein of hipster racism starts. It tests the idea that anything wrapped with enough irony can be transformed into something else. The more uncool the raw materials are — trucker hats, ugly T-shirts, mustaches, smoking crack — the better the trick. What it really does is say, “I do not care what other people think (aside from my immediate social set who are in on the joke).” That others aren’t in on the joke — watch me make racist jokes! — is the joke. So what if someone’s ironic racist or even real racist, right? Repeat the process enough and you get something like “What really bothered me most about Precious was that there was no representation of ME.”

‘Girls’ Writer Is Learning There’s No Such Thing as Ironic Racism - Entertainment - The Atlantic Wire

Every three months or so, I get really really upset about “hipster racism.” It’s a phenomenon that I discovered on my own, coined on my own, but it’s nice to see that the rest of the world feels similarly. Wait, “nice” is the wrong word. It would be “nice” if it didn’t exist.

I have unfollowed people on twitter because they were hipster racist. I have stopped hanging out with friends in real life because they are hipster racist. Because these people do not “mean any harm by it,” does not change the fact that they’re being racist, spreading racist ideas, hurting the feelings of the people around them, and —WORST OF ALL— being ignorant.

Because that’s where this hipster racism really comes from, a place of ignorance. These are white, middle-class twenty-somethings who grew up in healthy families where there was no racism. They went to mostly white schools where there was no racism. They lived in a white, middle-class bubble with no racism, and now they’ve grown up and they think that racism is an old thing that their grandparents used to have. So they dust off this vintage racism and they try it out—and just like the thick-rimmed glasses and vinyl records they’ve rediscovered—they play with this racism in an ironic way, and they find it hilarious. They find it quaint. It’s such a foreign idea to them, because they’ve grown up and lived in such sheltered communities, they find it hilarious. But it’s not. And when someone points out that they’re being racist, they laugh and say, LOL OBAMA IS IN WHITE HOUSE, NO SUCH THING AS RACISM.

But that’s not true at all. And people who have lived with racism their whole lives, people who see it all around them, know it’s all still there. And racism is still racism, even if it’s ironic. 

And you can’t have the n-word. You can’t say it even if it’s the title to a rap song, and you can’t say it even if you’re just around your white friends, and you can’t say it at all, okay?

I haven’t seen “Girls” yet, and I hear good things, and I’ll probably check it out and like it, but this isn’t even really about that anymore.

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Enter Sundback, who was hired as an electrical engineer by the Universal Fastening Co. Solving the dilemma for the company was a way for Sundback to deal with his broken heart. His wife — the daughter of the plant manager — had died. “The grieving husband busied himself at the design table and by December of 1913, he had designed the modern zipper,” according to About.com’s Inventors page.

Gideon Sundback: Today’s Google Doodle honors zipper genius - latimes.com

I think there could be a Hudsucker Proxy style bio-pic about the guy who perfected the zipper.

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Oh, man. I’ve been dreaming about this forever, just a sci-fi geek dreaming of blade runner sheep, and here it is, you guys, THE FUTURE. I totally want this, but would be worried I’d get too much attention for whipping it out in Starbucks. This is the future, though, you guys. THE FUTURE.

Oh, man. I’ve been dreaming about this forever, just a sci-fi geek dreaming of blade runner sheep, and here it is, you guys, THE FUTURE. I totally want this, but would be worried I’d get too much attention for whipping it out in Starbucks. This is the future, though, you guys. THE FUTURE.

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Non-work update: Last night I ate a lot of mexican food, saw Lindsay Lohan, and then came home and tried to carbonate long island iced tea with my sodastream. So I’m back in LA, I guess, is what I’m trying to say.
Me, via skype chat to my co-workers.

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If I don’t say something in a rap or on Twitter, it’s not true.

Kanye West

Me too, ‘Ye. Me too.

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Me and this sweater are totally on the same page.

Me and this sweater are totally on the same page.

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This past week I did a shoot for the Avengers vs X-Men #1 launch event at Meltdown Comics. I’ve got a ton of footage, and you’ll be seeing it slowly reveal itself throughout the next couple months. The first bit you can find above, which is comedian John Roy doing stand-up about Ed Brubaker and his run on Captain America. It’s hilarious.

I had been working on the simple comic book panel special effects as a test for another segment, and thought they worked great for this one. Expect to see them evolve in the coming months, as I do more comic book themed shorts for Meltcast 2.0, which I’m a producer on.

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LOOK AT THESE FUCKING CHROME XBOX 360 CONTROLLERS! I WANT TO LICK THEM UNTIL MY TOOTH FILLINGS TREMOR! I WISH THESE WERE AVAILABLE TODAY, BUT I’M ALSO LIKE SUPER GLAD THEY DON’T COME OUT FOR A WHILE BECAUSE NOW I CAN REALLY SPEND SOME TIME DECIDING WHICH COLOR TO GET. I MEAN, SILVER CHROME IS THE OBVIOUS CHOICE, BUT LET’S NOT DISREGARD RED CHROME AND BLUE CHROME, ALSO COMPLETELY VALID CHOICES. OH WOW, YOU THINK I CAN JUSTIFY BUYING THREE NEW CONTROLLERS?

MY XBOX LIVE SELF-ESTEEM IS GONNA GO UP SO MUCH, YOU GUYS. I PROBABLY WILL TURN THE MIC ON SOMETIMES WHEN I AM PLAYING GAMES AND MAYBE SAY SOMETHING TO PEOPLE LIKE FOR INSTANCE “YOU GOT OWNED, SIR” OR PERHAPS “GOOD GAME, GUYS.” OH MAN, HOPE THEY RAISE THE FRIEND LIMIT WHEN THEY RELEASE THIS CONTROLLER, BECAUSE I’M GONNA BE GETTING SO MANY FRIEND INVITES, YOU GUYS.

I WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO RECORD A RAP SONG ABOUT “ROLLING ON CHROME 360s WITH MY UPDATED D-PAD HOMIES, YO.” THAT ISH IS GONNA BE A CHART-TOPPER.

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I shot and edited this yesterday for Meltdown Comics to promote their upcoming Avengers -vs- X-Men event. Read all the event deets here. It was fun to make, and the turn around was really fast, which was stressful, but exhilarating. I’m real happy with how the video turned out.

I’m in the early phases of production on a weekly Meltcast show starring these guys, so look forward to that, probably premiering around June. It’ll be all about comics and other geek stuff, with a focus on all the people that make up the Meltdown Comics family.

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An excerpt from my new urban horror movie "H2EZ"

  • "I think the water has become sentient."
  • "What?"
  • "I think the water is thinking for itself."
  • "I know what 'sentient' means, motherfucker! What I meant was, why the hell it gone and do that?"
  • "I don't know, but if we don't get out of here soon, there ain't gonna be no kids to save with our benefit rap concert."
  • "Bitch, you think I don't know we's made of two-thirds water? How the fuck I'm supposed to trust you?"
  • "Cuz I'm your brother, son, and BLOOD is thicker than WATER."
  • "True dat."