Sometimes the moment of clarity comes too late, and Amazon has already prepped your order for shipping.
Now taking advice on what virtual dog breed I should adopt.
Oh god.
My name is Adam Dorsey and I'm a writer and filmmaker. I call Seattle home, but I'm currently living in Los Angeles. I get paid for making the internet funnier.
I like to play videogames, listen to sad girl music, and grow my hair out.
Use the buttons below to jump directly to my personal creative work. Scroll down farther to see all the things I find on the internet that I think are cool.
